The Crack House

WEll, my owners got me a really special Christmas gift this year...it's my own crack house! I love it. It's a little tent thing with a nice crinkle pad in it that feels like I'm laying on a plastic bag but best of all, I have my own puppy that is rubbed with cat nip! I spend alot of time in there now! My lady person restocks the dope every so often so that I can get my fix and life is good! Finally a present for me...not a dumb toy to amuse them...

Merry Christmas all...